When my friends and relatives see me, they will always say: “you’re so lucky you are thin and can eat whatever you want, I say: ” I eat healthy food all the time and exercise, that’s why I’m not fat.
Friends: ”oh, well you are sooooooooo lucky that you like that healthy stuff because we don’t like it at all.. ha ha ,. We only like all the food that isn’t healthy..ha ha ha. We crave junk food all the time.
Me: “Oh yeah, that’s right.. it is so LUCKY that I love to eat plain fucking nasty old tuna out of can for some meals while you are gobbling down a delicious fucking pepperoni pizza with extra crust and washing it down with a few vodka tonics..
There is no way I would crave eating that scrumptious meal, bring on the smelly plain cold tuna for me… because I just fucking LOVE that shit over the amazing smell and taste of a hot fresh extra cheesy pizza with double pepperoni. I mean come on, get a fucking grip, who the fuck wouldn’t like the pizza over the tuna, maybe there are some but that is strange. The point is.. the pizza won’t help me reach my fitness goals, so I’ll take the tuna instead and I won’t complain about it because that is my choice… but it is certainly not my preference, because I am indeed ‘craving’ the pizza. If you don’t care about being in shape that is fine.. not a problem,.. everyone has different goals and priorities but please don’t call me lucky for making daily sacrifices you are not making.